Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him
I dunno Midnight Sun is the one that would have been the most entertaining, it was basically Edward thinking about how much he hates school and everyone in it and how much he just wants to kill everyone all the time.
This is my favorite thing
this is so very british
oh my god it gets better when you understand exactly how far he went
This is Alana Thompson aka Honey Boo Boo (Child).
She received $1700 dollars in donations from fans all around the world. Instead of keeping it for herself, using it for pageants, or for something else, she purchased toys for needy children in her area.
Her family gives to the needy AND supports equality for gays? Fuck you to whoever disses her. She’s 7 and shows more compassion than most people three times her age.
She’s my queen.
That is totally for publicity!
oh my god you’re right
let’s ignore this canned food drive they held too
oh right and this? $1300 in cash donated by fans to buy just THIS image of all these toys?
and oh shi-
this extreme amount of TOYS AND FOOD donated in a SINGLE night via their Christmas meet and greets with Santa (which Sugarbear dresses as Santa in the sweltering Georgia winter heat for hours at a time)
and the fact that they take pictures of themselves with the *ALL* letters and trinkets their fans send them?
oh gosh, yes, this is totally publicity
Seriously, no one has any reason to talk crap on this family. They have never done a single thing wrong and look at all of the good they do for their community.
People hate them because they are Southern, overweight, and successful while still managing to be wonderful people.
Do you think he pretended he was Captain America when he was fighting?
WELL NOW I DO.
He’s playing theme music in his head - because let’s be honest. It’s not like this was actually a real fight for him.
Agent Coulson is one of those few men who has been pretending to be his hero for so long he’s turned into everyone else’s hero in his own right and doesn’t even realize it.
Oh, that last statement is perfect. Oh, PHIL.
Reblogging for bolded
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”
WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.