I’m still really upset and angry. He did it once, the camera happened to be on him, he did it once and I think it’s the funniest joke that’s ever been on our show. - Michael Schur (x)
Nobody get’s confused like Gaston
I cry for all those who do not know who this man is
this is my FAVORITE one so far
Still buying condoms as well
Every airline flight in the world over 24 hours.
i can’t stop staring at this
It looks as if Europe and US are having a pissing contest.
Her name is Kylie Simonds. please don’t forget her name.
Kylie Simonds you are a badass of the highest order and I salute you. I would also like an IV pack for my infusions? You rock, kid.
Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Your whole life!? No way.
Brian Williams reporting on his daughter, Allison Williams, being cast as Peter Pan (x)
this is the cutest fucking thing ever.
You see that? The motherfucking QUEEN OF ENGLAND is taking a selfie. NONE OF Y’ALL BITCHES HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON AGAINST SELFIES ANYMORE OKAY
Her cellphone case has corgis booping noses. That’s frickin adorable.
Why do I find this picture so funny?
WILLIAM STOP MAKING BUNNY EARS ON GRANDMA THIS INSTANT …
@caitlinstasey: Insulting someone by accusing them of being a ‘girl’ or ‘gay’ is about as offensive as calling them a human.
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun
Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want
a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again.